2026-07-072026-07-07http://salesiana.dossiersoluciones.com/handle/123456789/176951I am concerned with two views of quantum mechanics that John S. Bell called ``unromantic'': spontaneous wave function collapse and Bohmian mechanics. I discuss some of their merits and report about recent progress concerning extensions to quantum field theory and relativity. In the last section, I speculate about an extension of Bohmian mechanics to quantum gravity.37 pages LaTeX, no figures; written for special volume of J. Phys. A in honor of G.C. GhirardiQuantum Physicstext