2026-07-072026-07-07http://salesiana.dossiersoluciones.com/handle/123456789/200797Neutralino dark matter is well motivated, but also suffers from two shortcomings: it requires gravity-mediated supersymmetry breaking, which generically violates flavor constraints, and its thermal relic density Ωis typically too large. We propose a simple solution to both problems: neutralinos freezeout with Ω~10-100, but then decay to ~1 GeV gravitinos, which are simultaneously light enough to satisfy flavor constraints and heavy enough to be all of dark matter. This scenario is naturally realized in high-scale gauge-mediation models, ameliorates small scale structure problems, and implies that ``cosmologically excluded'' models may, in fact, be cosmologically preferred.4 pages; v2: references added; v3: published versionHigh Energy Physics - PhenomenologyAstrophysicsHigh Energy Physics - TheoryGoldilocks Supersymmetry: Simultaneous Solution to the Dark Matter and Flavor Problems of Supersymmetrytext